Day 22: A copywriter roasts the website

Here are three things a legendary copywriter hated about our website. Wait, wait, Lloyd, what does adjunct mean? I think that means that Claude made something up. Normal people don't care about the manufacturing process like you do. I think obsessing about the headline over here, you know, is almost like, It's 22 days to demo day. We built our website with Claude and I never read it. The problem isn't you. It's the one size prescription. I think you said a lot of words, but I don't know what you meant. It's like, wow, look at this. This does absolutely nothing. And things, these are like your dose, your adjunct, your authority. It's just like the average people are like the cold chain. Like, I don't know. And we have an entire life. verified cold chain process where you basically what you have to do is you test your packaging every six months put a thermometer in which i've done yeah i don't know who wrote that i'm guessing claud this is actually in our back end i just think like when people clutter up their home page like too much shit it usually reduces the conversion headline headline headline headline headline headline headline text text text text tag tag tag tag tag what the fuck are we talking about here it's just like there's one job of this fucking homepage however let's say temporarily you just removed everything yeah yeah this conversion rate would actually go up really you don't have like a lot of work it's already pretty good just cut out a couple of those dumb sections Business update. $120,000 in revenue so far. I showed up this morning. Actually, it was at noon. We had zero people. We finally got two new people in. We have this cool feature that tells us how many unpaid prescriptions we have that's potential revenue. So now we seem to focus on getting people to buy their drugs. So join me tomorrow. 21 days left till demo day where I'm throwing a peptide tasting party at the YC offices. And yes, there's a doctor.